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Tuesday 14 June 2011

Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken!

Zig: Can you light a fire with two pieces of wood?
Zag: Yes, if one of them is a match!

What do butterflies sleep on?
Caterpillows!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
He couldn't find a date!

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