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Monday 13 June 2011

Jokes

What do ghosts wear in the snow?
BOOts!


What only swims at night?
A starfish!

Carlos: I'm on a seafood diet.
Joe: You don't look any slimmer to me.
Carlos: No, every time I see food I eat it!

What happens to an illegally parked frog?
It gets toad away!

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